2015 Women’s World Cup WhiskyCritic Drinking Game

The 2015 Women’s World Cup is officially underway and now all you need to go along with the expanded tournament is a Bud Light Lime….no, just joking….an official WhiskyCritic drinking game. Whether or not you mean to savor or slug your whisky [we are not judging you and your whisky-drinking preferences], you still need a plan and WhiskyCritic is here to provide you with a guideline for how to go through your preferred whisky during the 2015 Women’s World Cup…

A sip/slug each time-

• Hope Solo saves a shot [and seeing how the defense played in that first match against Australia, these could add up]
• Julie Foudy determines that her viewpoint is the only viewpoint on a subject matter
• Tony DiCicco disses somebody

Two sips/slugs each time-

• The turf field[s] are mentioned
• Each time “Sydney Leroux” and “Canada” are mentioned in the same phrase/sentence/thought
• Each time a player from Brazil flops

Three sips/slugs each time-

• The USA! USA! USA! chant is heard
• Hope Solo’s domestic abuse issues are brought up

Four sips/slugs each time-

• Every time Alexi Lalas says something – to paraphrase Plankton – completely idiotic
• Abby Wambach or Alex Morgan score

Finish your drink each time-

• A player gets a red card
• The opposing team scores

Relinquish your whisky to your mortal enemy each time-

• Sepp Blatter or Hope Solo’s brain-dead husband, Jerramy Stevens, are mentioned