Guinness Launches Made In Black
To promote their Guinness Foreign Extra Stout black-colored beer product, Guinness has launched a new commercial for Africa touting its beer’s blackness…
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Newcastle Would Like To Exploit Your Photos To Sell Their Beer
Because they blew their marketing budget on paying celebrities to pretend to drink their beer, Newcastle would now like you to submit your mediocre photos so that they may exploit them to seel beer with the remainder of their marketing budget. Quick! You still have two days left to have your mediocre photo exploited…
Grouplove Bartender Swap Places In Newcastle Bar Swap
The members of popular musical group, Grouplove, used to be bartenders so they know how it feels to be serving alcohol to drunks night after night after night – which is why they [with a little bit of help from Newcastle] offered to switch places with a lucky bartender so that his band could open […]
Heineken Enlists Fred Armisen To Promote Beer While Calling A Pay Phone
Heineken paid Fred Armisen a boatload of cash for the simple act of calling a pay phone situated across the street from New York City’s Comedy Cellar comedy club and then trying to entice whoever answered the phone to come over to the club. Not surprisingly, many people would not even pick up the randomly […]
Jim Beam Makes A Single Statement
Jim Beam is launching a “Single Barrel Statement Contest” for people to have their statement about single barrels printed on Jim Beam labels. Six winners get their statements printed on the Jim Beam labels while two grand prize winners get a private bourbon tasting in their hometowns with Fred Noe officiating…
Guinness Finds Empty Chair
Guinness released their “Empty Chair” video over the holiday weekend to ostensibly show support for those who have served in their nation’s armed services to protect the freedoms of others…
Ardbeg And The World Cup
Alas, Ardbeg Day is behind us for another year – but the World Cup is still going strong – and Ardbeg and World Cuyp go together like peat and whisky…
Laphroaig: There’s Something In It
Laphroaig launched its first-ever video advertising campaign this week called “Opinions Welcome” in which nine supposedly non-coached people provided their candid opinions of the fabled whisky but, for our money, it should have been entitled with the words of one of the taste test participants [“There’s Something In It”]. For the record, the list of […]