Whiskey Has Little Effect On Your John Thomas

So this is what it has come to in our society, eh? The recent prevalence of whiskey/whisky as the liquor du jour [replacing vodka, we can only presume] has brought us to the next logical step in the guy brain – specifically, how will whiskey imbibing affect the rigidity of my penis when it comes time for the big show? Yes, there are people – men, usually – who want to know the answer to this very pertinent question as it seems whiskey-laden drinks will be more prevalent in their future trysts with the ladies. The short, quick [yes all intended puns] answer, according to the scientists, is – it won’t. Well, there is an asterisk to that answer – it won’t as long as you don’t down nine whiskey-laden drinks in an hour or some other such silliness that will get you both dunker than a skunk and unable to perform your manly duties due to overall drunkenness. But tossing yourself into that state can be achieved with any liquor – not just whiskey/whisky.

So the bottom line here – go ahead and drink your whiskey/whisky and feel safe in your amorous advances as long as you are keeping it real – and within your specific bodily limits.